Land Fertilization

Ain’t it something how you don’t realize how crazy something is that you’ve done, until you share it out loud with someone else?  That’s exactly what happened last night at our late studio session.  I had a couple friends over and after we blazed the mic up we sat around chatting.  The topic of sex came up, alright, alright…..I brought sex up but it was only because I wanted to share with them this interesting find that I came across the night before.  We can say I was laying in bed doing “research” and I stumbled upon a site that documented this unique african culture.  I don’t remember exactly where in Africa this took place, or the name of the specific tribe that carried out these traditions BUT I will tell you that I found them to be quite intriguing.  

Apparently, the men in that region of the world masturbate into these little containers and then they go into the water and release their sperm into the ocean to help fertilize the water creatures in hopes to have a plentiful upcoming season.  Pretty interesting? Well, it didn’t stop there, they also proceeded to find a little bush in which they would use their spears to dig a hold into the ground penetrated the earth enough to have sex with it as well.  They would use this technique as a way to then again, make sure the land animals would be enough to feed them through the next year. My friends laughed at this method trying to imagine, 1) how I ended up on that site and 2) how America would look if folks believed in these methods.  I personally wouldn’t mind witnessing these acts live.  I guess I’m freaky like that.  I actually busted, touching myself watching these men fertilize the land and water, I just couldn’t tell them that the documentary turned me on because they were already judging me the hard way, but I won’t lie to you all…..it did. :)